I’ve tried to exclude anything that’s obviously fake although if I found something especially funny and thought it could possibly have been for real, I included it.I’m not going to include my usual commentary on this post beyond the intro because I really feel these speak for themselves.Yes, there are a million websites dedicated to this subject but I feel there is a place for this article.
Example: "My boss is doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
Your texts are largely viewed as annoyance that to be ignored. Other times, you may get a late reply because the person doesn't want to enflame things or be overly rude.
They see replying to your text as a chore (as opposed to something they want to do).
Hope your day is going better." Or, "My boss has my hair on fire. " The point is to make every flirt text vibrate with a witty sheen that makes the other person want to know you better. Length isn't just the enemy of humor; it's also a flirt-killer because it communicates neediness.
As in, you're so lonely and bored that you've just spent 15 minutes composing a text and you expect them to do the same. Once, a girlfriend showed me a text from a guy she was sort of interested in.